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Palin Boy
Posted on Sunday October 26, 2008 @ 09:06 PM by Cheez - Permalink
'Nuff Said
Posted on Friday October 17, 2008 @ 09:17 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Stupid ass motherfucker decides to surf off the roof of house...
Posted on Sunday October 12, 2008 @ 01:04 PM by Cheez - Permalink
Just witness this for yourself; too stupid to summarize.
Creepy Ass Japanese Robotic Girl
Posted on Thursday October 09, 2008 @ 03:33 PM by Cheez - Permalink
The soundtrack doesn’t help this robot at all.
Due To Recent Robberies...
Posted on Thursday October 09, 2008 @ 07:12 AM by Cheez - Permalink
African Americans will be charged an extra $1.50.
Speaking of tattoos...
Posted on Wednesday October 08, 2008 @ 10:03 AM by Cheez - Permalink
This is so far into white trash territory I can’t even fathom some sensible commentary for it…
I am not a ninja...
Posted on Wednesday October 08, 2008 @ 09:57 AM by Cheez - Permalink
But I sure wish I could be…
Naked Spanish Tourist Jumps Into Japanese Imperial Palace Moat
Posted on Tuesday October 07, 2008 @ 08:58 PM by Cheez - Permalink
Hilarity Ensues… In his defense; he was trying to grab a friend’s bag that fell into the moat. Someone’s gonna be eating cold ramen for a week.
Richard Stallman, GNU Hacker dances the Soulja Boy dance
Posted on Tuesday October 07, 2008 @ 08:42 PM by Cheez - Permalink
Soulja Boy done MIT Style…
Shower Power
Posted on Tuesday October 07, 2008 @ 11:43 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Suction Cup For Bathroom Bangin’
My pussy's so hot!
Posted on Tuesday October 07, 2008 @ 11:32 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Sara Palin’s got a lot on her mind…
Would You Like To Be A Centaur?
Posted on Saturday October 04, 2008 @ 10:59 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Join The Centaur Club today!
Federal Reserve Debuts New $1 Bill
Posted on Saturday October 04, 2008 @ 10:59 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Brilliant bank thief hires unsuspecting Craigslisters for "job"...as decoys
Posted on Saturday October 04, 2008 @ 10:57 AM by Cheez - Permalink
In a move that could be right out of a Hollywood movie, a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery outside a bank on Tuesday. He then made his escape in an inner tube on the Skykomish River.
Breakdown of all the extra "Pork" in the Bail Out Bill, Plus Ron Paul Thoughts on It All
Posted on Saturday October 04, 2008 @ 10:40 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Epic Fail For The US Government. Time to vote Libertarian!
Palin's Kid Flips Off Other Kid During Speech
Posted on Saturday October 04, 2008 @ 10:28 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Some `Good Ol’ Alaskan parenting for ‘ya.
She looks like she’s gonna be a mean lil’ bitch!
Bailout Bill Was Passed Under Threat Of Martial Law
Posted on Saturday October 04, 2008 @ 10:15 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Oh Hai! Can I haz country back plz?
The Most Powerful Gaming Systems In The World...
Posted on Friday October 03, 2008 @ 11:46 AM by Cheez - Permalink
… Still can’t match the addictiveness of tiny in-browser flash games. …
Tattoo Epic Fail
Posted on Wednesday October 01, 2008 @ 02:36 PM by Cheez - Permalink
What. The. Fuck. A tattoo of Michael Jackson… slightly freaky, but I guess OK.
However, Why On Earth would you even DREAM of putting this on your body?
Direct Relationship Between Made-Up Words and Book Quality
Posted on Wednesday October 01, 2008 @ 09:30 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Sarah Palin Can't Name A Single Newspaper She Reads
Posted on Tuesday September 30, 2008 @ 10:05 PM by Cheez - Permalink
As if you needed more evidence that the McCain / Palin campaign is full of shit,
here’s the lovely Ms. Palin on the spot for your viewing pleasure, unable to name
a single newspaper that she reads. Good luck bullshitting your way out of this one!
Woman Dressed As Cow Hits The Slammer For A Month
Posted on Tuesday September 30, 2008 @ 02:20 PM by Cheez - Permalink
32-year-old Michele Allen received a one-month sentence for disorderly conduct after police received
complaints that she was dressed in a cow costume… get this… chasing children, blocking traffic, and pissing on a neighbor’s porch.
As if that were not enough, though… She wore the costume again when she appeared for sentencing.
Chef dies after eating 'super hot' chilli
Posted on Tuesday September 30, 2008 @ 02:12 PM by Cheez - Permalink
An aspiring chef died after eating a “super hot” chilli sauce in a competition with his girlfriend’s brother, an inquest in England has heard.
Andrew Lee, 33, challenged his girlfriend’s brother to a contest on September 19 to see who could make and eat the hottest sauce, London’s The Times reported.
The forklift driver from Edlington, West Yorkshire in England, made a tomato sauce with red chillies grown by his father, but after eating it suffered intense discomfort and itching.
Mr Lee went to bed and asked his girlfriend, Samantha Bailey, to scratch his back until he fell asleep.
When she woke in the morning he was dead, possibly after suffering a heart attack, The Guardian said.
What A Great Way To Stuff The Tip Jar ::Snicker::
Posted on Tuesday September 30, 2008 @ 10:00 AM by Cheez - Permalink
I have a feeling that when you’re trying to make people stuff your tip jar,
this is definitely a sure fire way to get something from them, even if it’s just a snicker.
The Menu Of The Last Supper Revealed At Last
Posted on Tuesday September 30, 2008 @ 09:56 AM by Cheez - Permalink
New research by John Varriano suggests that the meal being consumed was neither bread nor pascal lamb, as once thought. Instead, he writes in a new article in Gastronomica that the 1997 cleaning and restoration of the fresco revealed plates of grilled eel garnished with orange slices. Above is a detail of the section of the painting in question (with my best effort to identify and highlight the dish). I have to admit the evidence is a little murky to my untrained eye, but I’ll take Varriano’s word for it. He zooms in for a much closer look in the article.
Dilbert On The Bailout
Posted on Tuesday September 30, 2008 @ 08:25 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Remind me why any of this is legal, again?
Have you seen this cat?
Posted on Saturday September 27, 2008 @ 08:56 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Because it’s fuckin’ awesome. Seriously… this is called a Pallas’ Cat
Horny Goat Weed May In Fact Be Alternative To Viagra
Posted on Friday September 26, 2008 @ 03:03 PM by Cheez - Permalink
Next time you visit your local 7-11 make sure to pick some up!
Viagra’s active compound, sildenafil, works by inhibiting an enzyme called phosphodiesterase-5 (PDE5). Because PDE5 helps control blood flow to the penis, inhibiting PDE5 promotes male erection.
Dell’Agli and his colleagues tested the four plants in vitro to see how efficient they were at inhibiting PDE5. Just one – Epimedium brevicornum, also known as horny goat weed and Bishop’s Hat – had an effect. This confirmed previous studies showing that icariin, a compound found inside the horny goat weed, is a PDE5 inhibitor.
Source: New Scientist [Read Article]
Who is `Rosh Hashanah,` and why did he stop our meeting?
Posted on Friday September 26, 2008 @ 01:12 PM by Cheez - Permalink
It seems hollywood execs are still as clueless as ever!
Roommate Gets Revenge For Slamming The Door
Posted on Friday September 26, 2008 @ 01:05 PM by Cheez - Permalink
Roommate slamming the door? Just wipe the floor with butter!
Just one word: FAIL
Punk Chinese School Girl Flips Off Poor Beggar Lady
Posted on Friday September 26, 2008 @ 01:04 PM by Cheez - Permalink
What the fuck is wrong with young kids these days, seriously.
You know what I wanna know? What did that old lady do to deserve that flip off.
Invest in the latest RedNeck (TM) Fire Alarm
Posted on Thursday September 25, 2008 @ 10:18 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Electronics? Who needs that?!
The Sub-Prime Mortgage Primer
Posted on Thursday September 25, 2008 @ 10:01 AM by Cheez - Permalink
This wonderful web cartoon will help you understand America’s current financial
conundrum in just ten minutes! Check out the cool drawings!
Click Here For The Sub-Prime Primer
Porno you can watch at work, courtesy of Diesel Advertising.
Posted on Thursday September 25, 2008 @ 09:34 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Can this be? Safe For Work Porn? Watch for yourself.
Why would you even dress like this ass-clown...
Posted on Wednesday September 24, 2008 @ 02:49 PM by Cheez - Permalink
There is a new movement called the “Guido” movement, where assclowns such as this:
Dress up like homosexuals in order to attract the opposite sex.
WTF IS THAT ALL ABOUT, HUH? FAIL.
Just when you thought you'd seen it all, along comes the Hugh Hefner toy...
Posted on Wednesday September 24, 2008 @ 02:24 PM by Cheez - Permalink
Jackhammer Jill’s intelligent designers eBoy teamed up with KidRobot to create this wonderful Hugh Hefner PEECOL. The Hef PEECOL is 3 inches tall and will sell for $9.95.
Speed Painting Godfather Marlon Brando by Martin Missfeldt
Posted on Wednesday September 24, 2008 @ 02:07 PM by Cheez - Permalink
More Digital Art videos at 5min.com
Now why didn't I think of doing that to my license plate?
Posted on Tuesday September 23, 2008 @ 11:39 AM by Cheez - Permalink
What a wonderful license plate, courtesy of some ingenius chap in Michigan.
Vaginal Rejuvenation on the rise, according to the BBC
Posted on Tuesday September 23, 2008 @ 09:44 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Just when we thought we had seen it all, it turns out that that women seem to be reconstructing their pussies at an alarming rate. Doctors say that this trend is alarming, as it is not known what effects vaginal cosmetic surgery will have in the long term; and it is not known what effects it causes. I have a hypothesis though, it makes for one tight pussy!
Below is a picture of a pussy:
Motto for the McCain Campaign
Posted on Monday September 22, 2008 @ 11:27 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Because you can’t have Jesus without an Apocalypse.
And now for a promotional message from Emo Cow
Posted on Monday September 22, 2008 @ 11:00 AM by Cheez - Permalink
No need to slaughter this cow folks, it’ll kill itself out of sheer desperation.
All it needs now is a cassette on a chain around it’s neck instead of a cow bell.
The U.S. Army poised to develop "Thought Helmets"
Posted on Saturday September 20, 2008 @ 08:27 AM by Cheez - Permalink
“Time Magazine reports on a $4 million US Army contract to begin developing ‘thought helmets’ to harness silent brain waves for secure communication among troops that the Army hopes will ‘lead to direct mental control of military systems by thought alone.’ The Army’s initial goal is to capture brain waves with software that translates the waves into audible radio messages for other troops in the field. ‘It’d be radio without a microphone,’ says Dr. Elmar Schmeisser, the Army neuroscientist overseeing the program. ‘Because soldiers are already trained to talk in clean, clear and formulaic ways, it would be a very small step to have them think that way.’ The key challenge will be to develop software able to pinpoint speech-related brain waves and pick them up with a 128-sensor array that ultimately will be buried inside a helmet. Scientists deny charges that they’re messing with soldiers’ minds. ‘A lot of people interpret wires coming out of the head as some sort of mind reading,’ says Dr. Mike D’Zmura. ‘But there’s no way you can get there from here.’ One potential civilian spin-off: a Bluetooth Helmet so people nearby can’t hear you when you talk on your cell phone.” — My solution? Tinfoil hats!
Thank you, John McCain!
Posted on Saturday September 20, 2008 @ 08:18 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Thanks buddy!
Epic Phail...
Posted on Saturday September 20, 2008 @ 01:26 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Kill it with fire!
Posted on Saturday September 20, 2008 @ 01:24 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Cut the head off, it’s the only way!
I must admit...
Posted on Saturday September 20, 2008 @ 12:18 AM by Cheez - Permalink
Mr.Litoris seems to be in quite an unfortunate situation due to hurricane season.
Ok, ok, ok... bathroom stall time
Posted on Friday September 19, 2008 @ 11:38 PM by Cheez - Permalink
So I must concede, the bathroom stalls are traditionally the place where people write shit on the wall… but I mean, REALLY? Longcat??? And like, how long did that take to draw, anyway?
So I went to this Pow-Wow right...
Posted on Friday September 19, 2008 @ 11:22 PM by Cheez - Permalink
And it was awesome… you know… those natives sure know how to party…
In other news...
Posted on Friday September 19, 2008 @ 10:27 PM by Cheez - Permalink
Due to the over stressing of Cuba’s electrical infrastructure by hurricane Ike, Cuba’s leader was found to be wearing this:
When asked about his extravagant attire, the nation’s proud leader responded: “Coño, chico… e’ que hace much calo’!”
he further added… “Estos apagones de mierdas estan de pinga.”